Tuna Christmas 2017 – Donor Presale Page

Paramount Theatre and Zach Theatre present
A Tuna Christmas

Written by Jaston Williams, Jo Sears, and Ed Howard
Directed by Jaston Williams

November 1 – December 3, 2017 • Kleberg Stage at Zach Theatre

Tickets: $66, $78
Donor Pre-Sale: Tuesday, July 25 • Public On Sale: Monday, August 14 at 10:00am

It’s Yuletide season in itty bitty Tuna, the third smallest town in Texas where the Lion’s Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies! Between the holiday yard display contest and the Little Theatre’s A Christmas Carol on the brink of cancellation, it’s a miracle anyone gets tinsel on a tree. Three actors play all 22 colorful citizens of Tuna, including OKKK Radio hosts Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie who report on the small-town festivities. This satirical ode to the season is spiked with enough sass and shenanigans to make for one Texas-sized jolly holiday.

A Tuna Christmas returns with original writer and actor Jaston Williams directing a new cast, produced by ZACH Theatre, in collaboration with the Paramount Theatre.


Paramount donors with Pre-Sale access can use the links below to purchase tickets during the pre-sale window ending August 14.

“So funny it could make a raccoon laugh affectionately at Davy Crockett…It’s far too good for just Christmas!” – The New York Post