Tuna Christmas 2017 – Donor Presale Page
Paramount Theatre and Zach Theatre present
A Tuna Christmas
Written by Jaston Williams, Jo Sears, and Ed Howard
Directed by Jaston Williams
November 1 – December 3, 2017 • Kleberg Stage at Zach Theatre
Tickets: $66, $78
Donor Pre-Sale: Tuesday, July 25 • Public On Sale: Monday, August 14 at 10:00am
It’s Yuletide season in itty bitty Tuna, the third smallest town in Texas where the Lion’s Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies! Between the holiday yard display contest and the Little Theatre’s A Christmas Carol on the brink of cancellation, it’s a miracle anyone gets tinsel on a tree. Three actors play all 22 colorful citizens of Tuna, including OKKK Radio hosts Thurston Wheelis and Arles Struvie who report on the small-town festivities. This satirical ode to the season is spiked with enough sass and shenanigans to make for one Texas-sized jolly holiday.
A Tuna Christmas returns with original writer and actor Jaston Williams directing a new cast, produced by ZACH Theatre, in collaboration with the Paramount Theatre.

Paramount donors with Pre-Sale access can use the links below to purchase tickets during the pre-sale window ending August 14.
November 1-5
Wed, 11/1, 7:30pm
Thu, 11/2, 7:30pm
Fri, 11/3, 7:30pm
Sat, 11/4, 7:30pm
Sun, 11/5, 2:30pm
November 8-12
Wed, 11/8, 7:30pm
Fri, 11/10, 7:30pm
Sat, 11/11, 2:30pm
Sat, 11/11, 7:30pm
Sun, 11/12, 2:30pm
November 15-19
Wed, 11/15, 7:30pm
Thu, 11/16, 7:30pm
Fri, 11/17, 7:30pm
Sat, 11/18, 2:30pm
Sat, 11/18, 7:30pm
Sun, 11/19, 2:30pm
