Matt Bearden likes to tell stories. He’s built his 20-year comedy career on sarcasm and irony and good-natured stares. Also eye-rolls and impatient sighs. And hating the same things you hate. He’s a co-host of the top rated The Dudley & Bob with Matt Show, a live, real time trainwreck, heard weekday mornings on 93.7 KLBJ-FM in Austin, Texas. Lastly, he produces critically acclaimed comedy shows (PUNCH, Piranha, The Cringetacular) through PUNCHcomedy.com. Come out sometime. Now, go do good work, people.